Complain about something no one else gives a rat's ass about
 

My cats refuse to make the bed in the morning. :mad:

Eating junk food and drinking beer make me fat.:meanface:

Writing perl code in the middle of a PHP script makes me feel stupid and ineffective.

I see someone has stamped the mud off their dirty boots on the elevator floor.

:eek:

particularly nasty weather

Some lady sitting on the toilet in one of the college bathrooms (making tinkle noises) while calling the college whose shitter she was assaulting, asking about parking and credits (didn't even sound like for her, like for a grandson or something)...and she sat there for a long time, then hung up and tinkled longer.

Took me a while to get out of there as I passively-aggressively flushed my toilet (without having even used it) over and over and over.

How fucking gross do people need to be?

Using the word gay to refer to something or someone that's stupid angers me.

Wouldn't it be great if she asked for financial aid information, and you just told her?

:lol2:

That so crossed my mind. I was waiting for a FA question.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I don't have access to the system from here to tell me if you are on the list of those with whom I'm allowed to speak. Plus, please don't hand me your ID."

Why so shocked?

my new(ish) labia rings are pinchy.

Just giving you a hard time. It sounded like you thought it was shocking.

I'm wrestling with css these days. I volunteered to put together a web site for the local Knights of Columbus council. Maybe I'll feel better about css once it's done, but right now I've taken to calling it C Fucking S S.

Well it's clear what the C must stand for, in that case...

Seriously, ProTools - GIVE US OFFLINE BOUNCE! I have a computer that could fly itself to the moon and back, but I have to sit on my ass and wait for you to bounce my audio mixes in realtime?

HORSHIT!