don't you hate it when......
 

you're driving down the freeway and your smokes end up in the pocket of the door? no. the other door. not the left one....the right one! err....the passenger door. yeah that one.....and ya can't reach 'em?

A four-in-one deal? I want one!

they have those at the dollar store?

That way you can grab everything and lots of it.

Grabbing hands grab all they can.

Everything counts in large amounts.

don't ya hate it when you drop your pos keyboard on both toes?! yeah, both feet got covered on that one...

Man, don't ya hate it when you ain't got no weed,
It seems about that time that you're really in need
To get high, get full, ya know, get blasted,
To be saying "That high? It really lasted.".

:lol: gv!

don't cha hate it when you go to get a cup of coffee and there's only a half cup remaining in the pot?

now you have a decision to make: 1 - go ahead and brew up the next pot, 2 - screw the next person and take the half cup and don't make anymore, 3 - leave the half cup for the next guy and hope he/she doesn't opt for choice #2

me? choice one and have a smoke while waiting for it to brew.

I would sometimes go and make myself a cup of coffee from my brother's espresso machine. The first time it needed more beans/water/dump coffee grind, I left it. :p: Later, my bro yelled at me. :unsure: So, now, I refill and dump whatever it needs. What a pain in a butt. :neutral: So, sometimes I would just drink my instant coffee...bleh...:rolleyes:

Tulip, when he wants you to tend to his coffee machine just give him a withering, sarcastic look and ask him "What's my last name? Is it Starbucks? No, it isn't." Then walk away. (This won't work if your last name is Starbucks, however.)

Damn. Tulip Penelope Starbucks, you're going to have to change your name!

Uh....it's his machine at his place. I just go over there to get myself coffee. Oh yeah, his beans too. I haven't chipped in a dime! :D

Hmm...there's a ring to that name...:p: