MTP birthday AND drunk
 

Just sayin'
I'm 23 aaaaand drunk right now. thats what 1 and 1/2 of bottle of wine will do. I still got lots more and cheesecake! yum! I am a whole 23 yrs old. i'm not old but i feel it OK! Fuck all y'all I'm old b/c I'm unaccomplished! I hope I will be, but I'm REAALLLLLY lazy. REALLLY REALLY LAZY! so i will prob be nothing important. oh well. i like black/dark skin men and dreadlox idky. so, whatever, i have to pee so this is the end. bye cellar, i'm drunk

happy birthday happy drunk moar!

Happy Bday !!!

thank you! i'm waxing "it"

Your car?!

Maybe she had just one BIG birthday candle for being another year older.

Happy birthday to you!

pics, or it didn't happen...just sayin. btw, that's a "her", not an "it".

Happy Birthday! I wonder how many tanning sessions I need? Hmm, I need to check on a weave too.

Hehe....well, Happy Birthday, MTP!! :celebrat::beer::beer::celebrat:

Btw, a person can't be expected to be accomplished at 23. Hell, I'm not accomplished, and I'm old. :p:

Happy BDay, you young whippersnapper! and DITTO!

When you reach my advanced state of being, you'll realize that what fits the description of "an accomplishment" is entirely in the eye of the beholder.

Being able to make ends meet ain't nearly as important or fulfilling as HOW YOU FEEL about what you do to make that happen.

Life is a crapshoot. My philosophy is to live it in any way that fulfills your soul - even if you're broke and struggling. Being happy and content is WAAAAY the fuck better than being able to buy/do whatever you want when the urge strikes, and it could all end tomorrow, so why make yourself crazy?

Do what makes you happy and revel in it!

Happy Birthday, Mortie!

happy b-day mtp!

Hope ya had a good one!

Happy b-day, MTP

Happy Birthday mtp! Heres hoping you are not paying for it dearly today. That much wine would put me down for two days at least...but Im an old fogey.

And You are quite an accomplished young woman....going to school and working as hard as you do - THATS NOT LAZY!