Great Gift For Your Sweetie for Feb 14
 

Time to get your girl that special gift to let her know how much you care and help her think about you at the same time.

Skip the flowers this year fellas and get her something she will never expect:

A bronzed Lynx Penis-Bone necklace.

Hell yeah...you read that right.

Here is the article about it:

http://www.stltoday.com/lifestyles/f...7a4a78c22.html

And if a bronze animal dick on a chain is not your style...go for the bronzed mouse pelvis necklace instead.

Good Luck guys.

We really want whale penis.....

im getten MY Wife one of these

Awesome--the voiceover in the beginning is Mike Rowe.

oosik

I traded my wife's car in and got her a new one. That should be good enough. I will get her a card for V-Day.

I paid the water bill that just came. Happy VD, beest.

My wife and I both hated VD when we were single. Now we ignore it together.

But the pressure to celebrate it is so great, we usually need to make a pact each year that we won't even buy cards, otherwise we do.

My daughter calls it Single Awareness Day. I guess that is because she doesn't have a boyfriend.

No wonder, what with you methodically sharpening your hunting knives in the living room whenever they come over.

Gun Cleaning works well to Glatt

That was a joke dude. Wait til your girls start to date and then give me a call.... let me know how that works out for you and your wife.

OK, I read this as you joining the joke about STDs, but now I realise you weren't..... :lol:

I'm pretty sure glatt was joking too Merc. Put your defences down and read it as a bit of kidding about your views on gun ownership and hunting. ;)

(I do realise why you might sometimes take comments like that a bit personally though, and I'm sure plenty of others do too.)

That was a joke dude.

so was what HE Said