I Want an Apology
 

God has a few things to answer for IMHO.

The design and execution of the sinus cavity, for example. Not His Best Idea. They are more likely than not to be soggy, drippy, stuffy, dry or just plain inoperable for most of the year.

Octipii.

The Lock Ness Monster (well, all lake and sea monsters, really)

alligators/crocodiles.

Ted Bundy.

Hormones.

What would YOU like an apology for? And no fair mentioning diseases - I'm not 100% certain that they are God's fault.

Knees. Very poor design. God must be an MBA.

Spines are no better.

Fragile feet.
Specifically for giving them to me, while letting the rest of the world off.

Oh and giving Singapuras Spindly Death Claws coupled with the desire to sit on human shoulders.

But pot was a pretty good idea.
So was the clitoris.

A good design on women

Anus and vagina close enough that you can pick girls like a 6-pack :)

you want an apology for that?

No, but as Henry Ford put it when he met his Creator:

As an enginer, I always wondered. Why did you put the playground so close to the sewer?

Or the starter (clit) so close to the exhaust pipe (anus)?

Pics or it never happened :)

the female orgasmic (non-)response to intercourse

'Sorry' don't butter no parsnips.

Call centers and automated customer "service"

large spiders :eek:

I have it on good authority that they are the work of the devil. Along with bananas, peanut butter and the A406 (North Circular).

An apology from the devil will be just fine.

Really, I have some Sympathy for the Devil.

I understand being cast out by the holier than thou. ;)