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footfootfoot

03-01-2011 10:23 AM

Gruntings and Saturations

yes.

Shawnee123

03-01-2011 10:33 AM

burp

jimhelm

03-01-2011 10:36 AM

scratch scratch, fart

Pete Zicato

03-01-2011 10:42 AM

Long fart. Blame it on dog.

jimhelm

03-01-2011 10:50 AM

that's not even one of my farts!

Quote:

Originally Posted by George Carlin

Okay, same situation now. You're up in the bedroom with your person, lights on, reading, talking, doing the puzzle, doggie's there, TV's on. Got about half a Pepsi left; Doritos holding out nice. And one of you says to the other-[SNIFF] 'Honey, did you fart?" "I thought you farted." "No, not me, that's not even one of my farts. I know. The dog farted! WHY DID YOU FART, TIPPY? Look at him, he knows he farted. I seen his *** open up. Just like that." "I see." "Well, I just happened to be looking at his *** by chance. I thought he was doing deep breathing exercises. I don't know. What the hell do I know about the dog, for Chrissakes?"

monster

03-01-2011 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Pete Zicato (Post 713923)

Long fart. Blame it on dog.

Squeaky Floorboards

Shawnee123

03-01-2011 11:31 AM

I gotta pee.

monster

03-01-2011 11:37 AM

I had not really noticed the peeing boy/Calvin bumper stickers but my friend mentioned them when we were discussing the Republican/Liberal bumper sticker trends. I googled them and just thought "why"? So 'fess up -who has one of these? And is it illegal to put them on anything other than a truck?

http://www.visualvinyl.com/files/Hom...s_Stickers.jpg

Shawnee123

03-01-2011 11:42 AM

Oh gawd, it's usually pissing on a Ford or Chevy symbol. I don't know when it became prolific, but I always imagine these are the guys who also spit out their windows.

Please be offended if I've offended anyone. :lol:

My ex and I laughed and laughed once when we met a friend of a friend, and the friend of the friend asked my ex almost very first thing: So, you a Ford man or you a Chevy man? Um...I don't know?

glatt

03-01-2011 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 713933)

And is it illegal to put them on anything other than a truck?

Well, it's copyright infringement. Bill Watterson, the incredibly talented creator of Calvin and Hobbs, has not authorized a single peeing Calvin sticker.

You'll notice that unlike everything else in the world, you can't buy any Calvin and Hobbs merchandise. That's how Watterson wants it. It's a comic strip, not a Happy Meal toy.

monster

03-01-2011 11:51 AM

Apparently obama is a popular recipient of the flow...

Shawnee123

03-01-2011 11:56 AM

Really? They've given up the ever-pressing truck brand debate to concentrate on pissing on the black president? Yeah, typical.

But they started years and years ago with the truck brands.

monster

03-01-2011 12:00 PM

thanks. My friend felt it was something that was maybe in it's second or third generation but didn't know where it had started. I will be sure to enlighten her :)

Sundae

03-01-2011 12:02 PM

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Here it's pissing on rival football teams not politicians. Still, there are probably quite a few members of the Houses of Parliament who wouldn't say no to a golden shower. The kinky gets.

Just to clarify - over here it's not Calvin.
It's a football fan.
Classy

Shawnee123

03-01-2011 12:05 PM

Logically, though, why isn't it Hobbes who is pissing on everyone? It's much more realistic to imagine that a trouble-making tiger masquerading as a humble stuffed animal would be the one pissing on things, then acting all "who me?"

In fact, if it weren't for Calvin being caught right on camera like that, I would bet good money that Hobbes was behind it all (so to speak.)

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