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Trilby 04-21-2011 08:29 PM

Gwyneth Paltrow
 
Punch her or kiss her?

monster 04-21-2011 09:45 PM

Could I have her do my laundry?

GunMaster357 04-22-2011 07:28 AM

On what grounds ?

Sundae 04-22-2011 07:49 AM

Probably on her own grounds - I doubt Monster wants her laundry shipped to wherever Gwyneth is currently living.

DanaC 04-22-2011 08:49 AM

I can't say as I have any strong feelings either way with regards Ms Paltrow.

infinite monkey 04-22-2011 08:51 AM

I think I saw she a wrote book or something, and I thought "Gwyneth, you're gorgeous, you're a decent actress, you sing you dance you act you write...can you leave NOTHING for any of the rest of us? What's next, will you solve the energy crisis?"

So I'd punch her, just on general principle. :lol:

Undertoad 04-22-2011 11:01 AM

Affleck wasn't good enough for her?

infinite monkey 04-22-2011 11:03 AM

Affleck isn't good enough for anyone!

Unless it's Casey. Yum.

Clodfobble 04-22-2011 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad
Affleck wasn't good enough for her?

No way! No one would put up with dating J.Lo unless they were also totally high-maintenance themselves. You can just tell, Affleck's a whiner.

infinite monkey 04-22-2011 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 725809)
No way! No one would put up with dating J.Lo unless they were also totally high-maintenance themselves. You can just tell, Affleck's a whiner.

So so true! I hated the whole Bennifer thing and just don't get why J-Ho is so great. I think that's when I really started to dislike both of them.


Sheldonrs 04-22-2011 11:45 AM

I fucked Matt Damon!

jimhelm 04-22-2011 12:35 PM

http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content...aflac-duck.jpg

Affleck!

Trilby 04-22-2011 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 725821)
I fucked Matt Damon!

who hasn't?

infinite monkey 04-22-2011 12:36 PM

OK, here's one:

Who would you be least likely to fuck: Ben Affleck or Gilbert Gottfried?

Trilby 04-22-2011 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 725862)
OK, here's one:

Who would you be least likely to fuck: Ben Affleck or Gilbert Gottfried?

that's a tough one...can't I just shoot myself in the face instead?


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