Best Newb
 

Of all the newbs who have come and gone, whom did you enjoy the most? I'm leaning towards Emma.

I wasn't here for Emma. Antibland was also pretty good as was Parmenion.

Nah. Emma was nowhere near as much fun as Pam.

Pam.

I'm still a fan of James D'Alphonse.

Tiki had her tits out the first week.

That's PROFESSIONAL attention whoring.

That's putting the whore back in attention whoring.

Oh fuck. I'd forgotten about Tiki's tits.


That sounds like a delighteful little beach bar: Tiki's Tits.

I'd like to watch Emma & Pensive Pam try to out troll each other. It would be akin to seeing gladiatorial combat

That's the ONLY reason you let her into the private forum. When I protested, you called me a silly woman. Yes, I remember Tiki.

Is this like an academy award? ;)

Hell, Sarge, it's nearly 2012. Don't mess with that shit, it would be like dividing by zero while crossing the streams.

I quite liked SexiCherri (or whoever it was).
Attention whoring, revenge, calling us stupid and boring AND dirty pics.

And she didn't hang around, which is always good in a troll.

I sincerely disliked Emma.
I can't help it, she made me angry and wound me up. Which surprised me and made me back up somewhat.

I'm kinda enjoying Pam, but it's tipping over into ennui.
Trolls would be funnier if they occasionally joined in normal conversation, without reference to themselves, and THEN had a big splashy meltdown. When every single post is the same it just gets.... well..... same-y.

PP was in chat today. I may be wrong, but she appears to be, well, what she appears to be. I.e. not a sock puppet, but a real person. With issues. Lots of issues.

And Pam, you have made your mark here. When you log on to the main page, a "tag line" is at the top. This gets changed from time to time. It currently reads:
"The Cellar: We are very upset. If you come to the Cellar we will not help you".

Recognise that meme?

I don't remember ever inspiring a tag line. I'm jealous. :p

Really? Fuck. I'd better stop taking the piss then :p

I held out with the thought that she might just possibly genuine for quite a while, but then I became totally convinced otherwise.

I shall return to my earlier position of reserving judgement.

Its a trollery trick to make us take it serious again. It knows its just become a joke, and is trying to find a way to make an impact again and evoke real emotions/responses.