This Year's Tickle Me Elmo???
 

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My only regret is that the article does not include a photo.

I want the Tora Bora Playset too ...

Maybe the ticket would be a combo "operation" game, the kids game of dexterity from the 70s. It might have OBL's features on the board just like the original edition.

The original had the patient's nose light up when you screwed up by touching the edges of the sensor. Maybe this game would spin OBL's turban or something similar.

I have to get busy, x-mas is right around the corner. :D

Well this solves the christmas riddle of what to get all the little kids on my list ;)

I like this part: "As you know Osama is very popular in the whole world, the same thing is happening in Pakistan, people like him and he has become a celebrity now," said Imran, a young boy eyeing up the goods on offer at a Karachi toy store.

Hmmm...I already have ambitions of my own park and my own street...my own toy though...

I've got it! The Scream At You Sycamore. You twist the baseball cap on top of Sycamore's head and he spits out mean-spirited and vulgar messages.

It's perfect!!! :thumb:

What would the messages be Syc?

Is it just me or has the cellar been plain goofy the last few days, I think it all started with headsplices bong pic. It's just kind of snowballed since then. hmmmmm

Cam, I am constantly hopped up on goofy pills...my history on Cellar will support that.

Hmmm...with today's technology, it should be able to hold many messages, but 6 that have to be on there:

"Shut the fuck up already!"

"Your babbling is making my head hurt!"

"My God! Why don't you fucking die already!"

"Suck it, bitch!"

"Look at the fucking chucklehead we have before us!"

"Man...I really hate you!"

"Remove shrapnel from left ankle!"

[tinny explosion sound]

"Awwwww, I set off the booby trap on his explosive vest!"

"Okay, my turn ... Remove grenade .... ALL RIGHT!! Got it. I get 10 ounces of gold!"

Goofy? Who the heck you callin' goofy ... that's not because I offered to bail slang out, is it??

:whofart:

Hhmm....tough to improve on your core insults without using proper names.

Maybe the hands of the doll could be molded to flip the bird

Well yeah that's part of it I mean you really want to bail out that nutcase ;). Keep him locked up, that way I don't need to spend hours of my day learning something by reading his posts and numerous sources.

I'll just commit him to the psych hospital. It's what I do, after all.

Don't worry, Slang. I'll make sure you get the room with the soft walls.

Maybe we could have different versions of it, like:

Scream At You Sycamore: The Ex-girlfriends
Scream At You Sycamore: Politicians
Scream At You Sycamore: The parents

I had thought of that, but forgot to mention it.

Slang, you're alright man...I was worried about you at first, but you're alright.

Didn't tickle me elmo have an easter egg? Be pretty funny if these started asking all muslim children to reliquinsh violence and buy more stuff to support the american dream next Ramadan.

Thankyou. Does this mean I can have 2 words for the poem?

I still like the jerky hanger combo :)