Haiku Cellar Story
 

Write haiku or two
To continue the story
I'll get you started.

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Punny Footfootfoot
Said to Infinite Monkey:
Is that a dolphin?

in your pocket or
are you just glad to see me?
then the nun fainted.

It's a #$%&ing shark
killed me on nine eleven
insensitive bitch.

eighty five percent
of top dwellars' posts result
in failure to follow the simplest of instructions or stay on topic for even four posts before devolving the thread into hollow comedy, thread drift, name calling, or references to aquatic mammalian genitalia you fuckers, I'm telling mr understoat.

love supernumerary foot

what should we do with
this ass hat on a treadmill?
butt-fuck in the mouth!

mr footfootfoot
is sent to cellargarten
to learn to play nice

meanwhile, back on board
Sundae baked a cellar cake
with bacon. And sharks.

Not too much to ask
For a shark with a laser
on its head, is it? :D

Does the shark cut holes
in boat hulls with the laser?
Do dolphins do that?

Dolphins, sharks, et al
dwellars of the deep blue sea
know rules? no, not me.

The cellar is deep
And full of sharks but all the
dolphins got raptured

They said "So Long, and
Thanks for all the fish ....MORANS"
(Adams missed that bit)