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Trilby 05-24-2011 10:42 AM

See? You're Not Such a Bad Mother...
 
...after all!

I mean, at least you didn't do this:

SALT LAKE CITY — A Salt Lake City woman has been charged with offering her 11-year-old daughter's virginity to a man in exchange for $10,000.

The woman was charged Monday in Utah's 3rd District Court with two counts of aggravated sex abuse and two counts of sexual exploitation of a minor. KTVX Channel 4 reports that court documents claim she made the offer after the man asked about oral sex with the girl.

Police say the woman and the daughter would model lingerie for the man. The offer was discovered by the woman's boyfriend, who found multiple text messages discussing the proposal.

The Associated Press is not naming the woman to avoid identifying the daughter. An attorney wasn't listed for the woman, who was in jail Monday night.

infinite monkey 05-24-2011 10:45 AM

Think of all the money you'd have in your 'emergency fund.'

Sundae 05-24-2011 10:52 AM

Grim.
A man asks about oral sex with a 12 year old in the first place.
And then is offered her virginity by her own mother.

Am I allowed to assume they're both Mormon or is that religious bigotry?

Sheldonrs 05-24-2011 11:22 AM

Life would be so much simpler if it were legal to just shoot people like that "Mother" and anyone who would do that.

classicman 05-24-2011 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 736311)
Life would be so much simpler if it were legal to just shoot people like that "Mother" and anyone who would do that.

Sheldon for the win. :thumbsup:

monster 05-24-2011 12:52 PM

What are the chances that that happened to the mom when she was a girl? TFSM for the mother's boyfriend speaking up.

glatt 05-24-2011 01:03 PM

What about the John? The article says nothing about him being arrested. He should be too. He asked about oral sex with the girl.

infinite monkey 05-24-2011 01:19 PM

Mom is criminally attention-whoring, on a new level.

Weird though, that mom attracted a decent enough man who turned her into the police.

Sick what people will do for attention and/or money.

Clodfobble 05-24-2011 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae
Am I allowed to assume they're both Mormon or is that religious bigotry?

I'm guessing not, actually. Unmarried mom, and she and the daughter are "modeling lingerie" for individuals on a regular basis? The Mormons may marry them off as children, but it's all done before the eyes of the Lord and in plain, modest, good-folk dress.

Spexxvet 05-24-2011 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 736346)
The Mormons may marry them off as children, but it's all done before the eyes of the Lord and in plain, modest, good-folk dress.

Good old god-fearing pedophilia. Not that immoral stuff that the catholics practice.:rolleyes:

Gravdigr 05-24-2011 04:54 PM

OK, just how big do your balls have to get before they're big enough for you to actually enquire of the girl's mother, as to the possibility of receiving head from her daughter?

I mean JFC.:headshake

Gravdigr 05-24-2011 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 736345)
Weird though, that mom attracted a decent enough man who turned her into the police.

I guess the boyfriend was ok with the lingerie shows? Sadly, he probably didn't have the $10,000, and got jealous.

BigV 05-24-2011 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 736399)
OK, just how big do your balls have to get before they're big enough for you to actually enquire of the girl's mother, as to the possibility of receiving head from her daughter?

I mean JFC.:headshake

larger than the brain. Once you've crossed that threshold, it's downhill from there.


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