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monster 06-23-2011 08:58 PM

Cock!
 
footfootfootfootfoot of it <<<READ THIS!

http://thebloggess.com/wp-content/up...6/chicken6.jpg

footfootfoot 06-23-2011 09:42 PM

See, I would have told her to buy the towels and the chicken. My kind of gal.

monster 06-23-2011 10:07 PM

Victor has no chance.

glatt 06-24-2011 07:38 AM

I don't like her. She's a disrespectful spoiled brat who has nothing but contempt for her spouse. She and Victor probably deserve each other though.

The tacky McMansion goes right along with the total package.

It's an amusing story though. They interact kind of like the roadrunner and coyote.

footfootfoot 06-24-2011 09:48 AM

See, Glatt it's thinking like that that's making you happily married.

But now that you pointed it out, I have to agree. sigh, she's not my kind of gal after all. Call me fickle.

infinite monkey 06-24-2011 09:59 AM

And her husband sounds like a big baby douchebag. I think the giant chicken is hilarious, but who wants to live in the made-for-tv version of The War of the Roses?

Clodfobble 06-24-2011 02:11 PM

That front door says they have the money for both towels and giant metal roosters.

I wouldn't want to be married to either one of them, but she's got a better sense of humor than he does, at least. He needs to figure out how to retaliate, rather than pout.

Undertoad 06-24-2011 02:34 PM

She certainly has a pack of fanatically-agreeing yentas to make her believe she "won". They missed the lavish entrance because they are trying to collect $1 and a towel from everybody to support her.

classicman 06-24-2011 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 741836)
That front door says they have the money for both towels and giant metal roosters.

or USED TO HAVE ... That may be the problem - House is worth 1/2 of what they paid for it and income has dropped significantly, yet she is still out spending the same as before.

Lola Bunny 06-24-2011 02:56 PM

I just saw the link. It's so freaking hilarious!! I couldn't stop laughing. :lol2: Thanks, Monster! :D

zippyt 06-24-2011 03:49 PM

Daym I Soo Have to make one of these !!

Gravdigr 06-24-2011 04:22 PM

We have the same problem in the Gravdigr house, only instead of towels, it's green beans.

TheMercenary 06-24-2011 08:53 PM

I want one! That is the bomb!

BigV 06-26-2011 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 741894)
I want one! That is the bomb!

orly?

check this shit.

a couple blocks from my house.

footfootfoot 06-26-2011 07:43 PM

gotta have the troubador frogs


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