Thank you TSA for totally messing up my suitcase!
 

Just flew back to Houston from Rochester where the airport employs TSA contract workers from an outfit known as McNeil Security.

I checked my bag and the side with the mesh covered area is where I keep my shoes, sandals and dirty laundry. Opened my bag to find that it had been inspected by the TSA and the nice inspection agent dumped out my toiletries bag that had been on the clean side of the bag and left all of it in a pile on the dirty side. Such thoughtfulness! I especially like my toothbrush being placed in my sandal!

These TSA agents really take pride in their work!

and now, our country is safe. Thank FSM.

They totally touched your junk.

Show us on the picture where they touched your junk.

i don't doubt that one bit. was talking to my old instrument instructor last night, he now flies for world airways. in uniform, going to his plane, to fly the plane....TSA pulled the curtain on him. he was like "really? i mean REALLY?!?!"

those fkrs have no bounds. power trip mf's is what they are.

(oh, fyi: pulled the curtain means a full search. junk and all)

They can fuck themselves, I'll walk, bike, drive, sail, or go up in a hot air ballon before I'll play their stupid game. If everyone stopped flying for a week, the TSA would be offering free blowjobs.

ok. wait. alright then. i'm sure there has GOT to be a TSA agent out there that's a good looking female. everyone stop flying and let me be first in line with her!

True, and that's why I've only flown once since 911, and don't plan to fly ever again.

The first time that the TSA goes easy on someone like those below, and a plane gets bombed, they'll be lynched. They're doing what they feel is the right thing to do in a no-win situation.

My breasts could have their own zip code and house a family of five easily and I always expect a search when I fly... never happens.
Just a thought I carry my toiletries in my carry on. I don't want anyone touching things that touch me.

Uhoh, this thread is getting dugg and stumbledupon.

I feel so much safer, now.

I would like to state that I have never indulged in any terrorist activities, or even proclivities.

Neither have I flown this week, (or even in the last 52 weeks) and I want my free oral sex, damnit
I mean, really.
He/ she doesn't even need to wear a uniform!

Although those little scented wipes would be nice afterwards.

Chris, that's rotten luck.
Something similar happened to me (pre 11th Sept but in a country with its own terrorism) on a flight back from Sri Lanka. My used underwear was liberally scattered amongst my other clothing. I mean it wasn't technically dirty - I hadn't had diarrhoea! - but I was having a torrid relationship at the time, with lots of saucy phone calls... In fact my mobile bill cost me more than the entire holiday.

Maybe that's why they scattered my knickers throughout the case. They were too stiff to get back in the bag!

Sorry TMI.
It was a long time ago.

What kind of Rx is that?

Opiates??? :)

That ziploc bag of ping, orange and black pills looks highly suspicious. Looks like a suppository to be brutally honest.

um sarge?!? you're being paged!