The newest craze to hit the world!
 

It's called Peeing.

You hike up one leg over an object, like a dog would to a tree or fire hydrant, and stand there like you're peeing on it...like a dog.

Next up in world crazes: birding. You jump out of a tree over passers-by and throw 'white-out' at them while you descend.

Brilliance!

Do you get more points if you actually *do* pee?

I don't know. Would that add to or subtract from the intrinsic artistic expression?


Let me look around and see what everyone else is doing. ;)

Can Brits throw Tippex?

Of course Rodney, the man who brought us Plonking back in '81 has since moved on, but maybe it's due for a retro revival.

( Which brings up for the cool/ colloquial saying threads "Only fools and horses work")

For really getting back to basics, I foresee Standing, especially in lines at bus stops, advanced practioners may combine this with Staring.


Personally I'm all about the Sleeping, which I combine with Standing and Staring.

I don't want to hear any more about this "Rodney" character! :eek:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=plonking

People around here aren't nearly ready for Standing and Staring. However, they are getting really good at Sitting and Staring. Whether from the passenger seat of their 1988 Ford Festiva, or from behind the wheel of their Wally World Go Shop'Em Scooter, they can sit and stare better than anyone else in the world.

Don't even get me started on Sitting, Staring, and Drooling.

Snorting and Snotting is taking over!