Procrastination vs Amateurcrastination
 

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I can't decide if I am in it for love or money

I can't decide whether I am in it for the shits or the giggles.

I can't decide whether I'm in it for the whips or chains.

I don't know if I'm in it for hook or crook.

What happened to Anticrastination? Is that only done in private?

I think I'm a bigger procrastinator than anyone. You all are amateurcrastinators compared to me. I mean, you actually DO stuff.

I don't do nuthin'. Nuthin' I'm sposed to, anyway.

I'm a firm believer in antidisencrastinationism!

but you just can't get 'em to teach it in schools, eh?

Well in the States that would be unconstitutional wouldn't it? In GB its a whole other ball of wax.

I'm in it for the love OF the money.

Seriously. I didn't know there was an and/or choice. :rolleyes:

I'm in it for spite.

Getting to the root of the problem, eh?

I can't decide between shampoo and the real stuff.

That's just... evil foot foot foot.