The Cellar is a soap opera
 

Really.

A bunch of characters, initially with a common location, but growing ever more disparate.

We've had weddings and divorces, feuds and love-ins; folks have come and gone but the game has gone on.

Every now and then ratings get a bit low and the writers get short on ideas, so they have something weird happen. Usually it is some crazy troll newb wandering in, or some dwellar suddenly comes out with a random surprise, like being a transvestite or a burger addict.

What should happen next?

I never said i was a burger addict. i just said Dave's new cheeseburger was good.



I think we should have an evil twin pop up. That's always good for a few episodes.

I think he meant me. :(

And that was a mis diagnosis on my part. Still....

We need stalkers. Like on home and away. And we need Ridge to decide between Brooke and Taylor once and for all!

No stalkers please. I have enough already.

Really? You have stalkers glatt?

I have been stalking him for years.

On the season premier of Cellar: Who shot LJ?:p:

I've been stalking celery for years.

Yeah, and I'd be the prime suspect wouldn't I? lol

Not really. I thought I'd add to the drama.

Seriously, who would stalk me? Plus, I make it too easy for them if they did exisit. Where's the thrill in that?

I dunno. Someone who's got a thing about athletic looking family men who're handy with tools?

Hmmm...it's a good thing Dazza is no good with tools or we could have a stalker on our hands!

I've lost track of the plot. Is Dazza your cat?

I'm not a troll but I am stalking glatt.

Yeah. Well, when I make it this easy.