Certain things you just can't do in my house...
 

DON'T ever wash Grampa's coffee cup
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My OCD is kicking into high gear. I would wash that thing so fast ... lol.

That there is patina

Patina Jackson!

Washing wouldn't bother it. You'd need to give it a good scraping to have any effect.

Sandblaster. The same way I used to get lipstick off of bar glasses.

Ew.

And what is the excuse for not washing the little round stand bit, which does not need to maintain a coffee patina and yet is clearly dirty? Hmmm?

It's encoded on the Y chromosome, you really just wouldn't understand.

It's nice to know that your grandfather is still alive. Maybe that cup is his secret.

Errrr. I'm Grampa !

You and your coffee cup are both well seasoned; but, one or the other has to get washed every once in a while and we already know it ain't gonna be the coffee cup. :eyebrow:

Wow, that is nasty.

But if there is a coffee shortage, you could just leave some water in that cup overnight and ...

Word man you'll get my nasty ass coffee mug when you peel it from my cold dead hand man

hehehe...