I QUIT
 

Please bear with me while I bring out my PAM (Piss And Moan) persona.

Since July of this year I have been butt-f88888 in the mouth by life.

4 thousand dollars in tree trimming and removal. (yes. THOUSAND)

12,000 for a new roof.

New water heater with install. 500.00

my 18 month old computer crashed. completely useless after 18 months.

and NOW my m888888f8888888 car won't start!

ok. It is 15 years old and has over 160,000 miles on it. Ok.

I got a 100 speeding ticket on Wednesday.

I quit.

I mean it. I'm dropping out. I'm going to do the shack thing like Kaczinski. I'm sick of this shit!!!!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. :mad:

but COME ON!

I'm with you darlin'

I won't go into all the crap shit wrong in my place. But hey, at least my heat's on.

I've long wanted the Unabomber cabin. I will share it with you.

OK.

Just don't leave the Cellar.

Please.

Which one? ;)

What would Jesus do?

Looks like the only way you have to go now is up. [fingers crossed for you] and yah what Jesus said!

You mean go up to get out of the cellar?

I was going to go out through the window well.

There was a song about me: And after all...You're my window well...

I quit. I quit being funny. I will never ever be funny again. All my posts will be TOTAL CEREAL.

You're welcome.

seems like we should all have our own individual tip jars

While individual tip jars are an intriguing idea, I don't know that it's a feasible idea.

There are many logistics we must consider. Let me run some numbers. Shall we meet back here at 0700 hours and discuss implementation?

you've been in the weed I see

Nope.

I don't lie.

sorry.....

I used to work with a guy that would do that. Always yelled it at the top of his lungs, startled the shit out of me every time..

Good times...
He was, of course, a compulsive liar himself