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I think that the first one enjoys the colon cleaning a little too much.

Gillian McKeith is a joke figure here nowadays. Thankfully.

I'm not so sure that photo of Nigella Lawson is recent...she just seems way too young.

Here's one of her dated this year. She still looks fantastic, though.

I'm also 51. And I look awesomely awesome.

Misplaced decimal point ?

Your complexion is a little ashen.

I'm willing to suffer a bit for beauty

Have you ever seen the size of Nigella's arse??? She is beautiful though, and I love her cooking. Her chocolate cheesecake recipe is fantastic!

I actually have a rather svelt ass so I won't be competing with her on that score.

age is relative. the brunette will live into her 90's the blonde will be dead in 5 years

Cause of death?
Magic 8 Ball

Shouldn't this be in the death poodle thread?

What, lodged in the throat?

If you put blonde hair and blue eyes on this pic you'd have Jennifer Coolidge. You know...Stifflers Mom?