What Is the Grossest Thing You have Ever Done In Public.
 

I'll start, Back in '89 I was having dinner with some friends, at the Bob's Big Boy on17th St in Santa Ana Ca. When Tom said he would give me $50.00 if I would drink a water glass full of Tabasco Sauce. So I did it and 15 min. later I farted, it was an industrial strength weapons grade FART. It had everything going for it. It was loud, long and clear. A bunch of people had just come in. And I cleared the place! Our waiter Rudy the Rude said it was awesome:fart:, the manager said that he was in the presence of greatness, even the cook said salud.

This was a friend of mine, but I was there.

We'd been having a girls lunch which turned boozy in honour of one of our friends. Anyway, it was about 6pm and we'd been at it since about 11am. We'd long passed on buying wine by the glass and just ordered it by the bottle instead, so as you can imagine, we were all quite drunk.

So anyway, my friend, who we shall call kaftan lady, who was wearing a beautiful silk kaftan with a smart mini skirt, 6 inch heals and done up to the 9's looking gorgeous, reached her limit.

She did this in such an elegant way though. We were sitting at a bench on high bar stools and she just gently put her head on her arms and opened her mouth and threw up all over her own shoes.

The bouncer laughed then told us we had to take her away. So we did. It was pretty funny.

Once you've used a communal toilet at the same time as a dozen other people (in a region where you are advised not to drink the water) most things stop being gross.

fargon: :lol:

For some reason puking stories horrify me when experienced up close (as victim, producer, or observer), but they make me laugh like a hyena when I read about them. I think the distance helps.

have a c-section

in public???

Me ... not much ... drunken vomiting in the garden outside a university residence. Pretty dull.

Now, if you'd asked WHO was the grossest thing I'd ever done in public... :eek:

fricking feels like it in a teaching hospital.....

You were born in Grey's Anatomy!

Me not much either. I peed on the public square once, my friends surrounding me as I leaned against the nearest sturdy vehicle, not far from the cop shop. But I really had to go! Never mind we'd just left the bar.

Oh to be 23 again. ;)

I can't really think of ever doing anything gross anywhere.

I don't count ordinary bodily functions in appropriate contexts as being gross.

Although my pooping off the side of a boat somewhere along the Inland Passage in Western Canada would count for the hundreds of tourists on a cruise ship who happened to pass by us as they entered the straight from an adjoining waterway.

I can only imagine the reactions.

I vomited in a bar once. Luckily there was a half-empty beer pitcher at hand.

That didn't really count as gross, until someone else, who didn't notice what had happened, picked up the pitcher and poured it into his glass.

What Is the Grossest Thing [I've] Ever Done In Public? Had the audacity to show my face again, after "the incident" ...

Tell, tease.

It was a cold November morning, the kind of dry, bitter cold that gives you bloody boogers. A blast of frigid wind blew open the doors of the saloon as I stepped in, causing everyone to turn my way. The look of disbelief registered on their faces as the realization dawned on them--I was back in town. The scars of my past cast a dark gloom over my features as I turned to look at their faces, one by one. To a person, they averted their gaze, looked back down to their breakfast. That's when something inside me snapped...

*hanging onto every word*

Go on...