I'M PREGNANT!!!!!!!!
 

I'm not really, but that is what I would say if I were.


:lol2:


I slay me.

That's wonderful news! Congratulations!


Is what I would say if it were true.

No it's NOT. I'm 47 years old, single, and I haven't had sex in YEARS.

Is what I would say if you said what you said because it was true.

Maybe you're a lizard!

... is what I would never say, if you said what you didn't say.

Maybe I'm consecrated, is what I would retort if I really said what I didn't say and you responded with what you said.

Except I wouldn't have said that.

Sorry. Correction:

Maybe I'm consecrated, is what I would retort if I really said what I didn't say and you responded with what you didn't say.

you should have some sex

Unfortunately, I'm a bit more discerning than picking up any questionable cock that inhabits the bars and the interwebz.

Anyway, that's not the problem. The problem is I'm PREGNANT...is what I would say if it were true.

Super Sex?

Is that what you order at McDonald's when regular-sized Sex isn't quite enough?

A hooker accosts an old man walking down the street, "Hey gramps, you want some super sex?"

He pauses and thinks for a minute, "I'll have the soup."

:lol:

ummmmm. soup... :yum:

thanks a lot, IM!!!

I've been eating a LOT of Chinese food lately and teh sodium in my blood stream nearly gave me a heart attack at your news.

so - Infini is preggers and I'm in need of a CABG.

good to know.

I'm not pregnant,.....but I'm starting to show