Hello Newbies!
 

TonyE and DungeonsandLizards have both joined us recently.

I just want to say hi! and :welcome: to the cellar!

TonyE, are you aware that we have another dwellar from Bucks?

DungeonsandLizards, do you mind if we call you D&L?

Are there any other genuine noobs I've overlooked?

There are two Dwellars in Bucks - Carruthers is in Wendover (although we haven't heard from him recently) and I am in Aylesbury.

That would appear to make three, then. What the Buck?

Well, two that he might not be aware of.
I'm sure he knows himself.

Stop being such a bloody pedant anyway. I thought we agreed we'd be all sweetness and light in front of the newbies so that they wouldn't suspect anything. Idiot.

Sorry, I thought sweetness and light meant bloody pedantry. :)

I first came to the Cellar over 4 years ago, TonyE being my second incarnation here. I am aware of the mad house that I have joined :eek:

in that case......Cock!

Ahh, but does TonyE recognise you with your new handle?

Welcome to the Cellar New Boots! NOW, GET OVER THERE AND TOE THE LINE!!

You see. Now this is the kind of positive recruiting results that come from writing our URL on the walls of creepy public restrooms.