The aA (anonymous' Anonymous) meeting will come to order:
 

At the suggestion of anonymous, a thread where only faux anonymous posts are allowed. Mods are respectfully requested to faux anonymously chastise with extreme prejudice any poster who posts anon anon.

The goal is to prevent frivolous use of the anonymous feature to dupe the Cellar administration into deleting non anon posts when they would not normally interfere with thread drift.

The first step in this program is to impersonate someone else posting as anonymous. This gets us accustomed to associating a name with our posts even if we're not yet ready to use our own. Subsequent steps TBA.

Very truly yours,

Undertoad.

Good evening. My name's, --uh...

Dang, how do we start this meeting?

Sincerely,

Penis Spam