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monster 06-02-2012 06:55 AM

Hm?
 
Why do the safety/legal notices on the back of US hotel room doors always have vastly inflated room prices? This one reckons this room should be $300. Not in a million years. We paid $80, although that was a team discount rate

Clodfobble 06-02-2012 09:47 AM

Maybe for insurance appraisal purposes, if the thing burns to the ground?

infinite monkey 06-02-2012 10:45 AM

I've stayed in a few fancy schmancy hotels for conferences and group rates always hover around 80-90. I've always assumed the posted rates DO apply to non-group rate peoples.

jimhelm 06-02-2012 11:45 AM

could be the rate based on maximum occupancy?

ZenGum 06-02-2012 07:16 PM

Did you take the drugs-and-hookers option?

xoxoxoBruce 06-02-2012 07:55 PM

It's the maximum rate they charge when demand exceeds supply.

Gravdigr 06-03-2012 02:36 PM

The $300 rate is for the rooms without the dead whore in the mattress.

ZenGum 06-04-2012 07:02 AM

In the mattress?

Kin-ky!

Beest 06-04-2012 07:32 AM

I don't think I've ever been in a hotel that didn't have these wildly inflated prices on the door, must be some legal thing, maybe an insurance thing like clod said.

glatt 06-04-2012 07:40 AM

Makes you feel better about getting the room for less than the inflated price. Plus, it gives them a buffer so if they forget to change the signs for a couple of years as the actual prices go up, they are still charging less than the signs.

monster 06-04-2012 07:40 AM

Last time I was in one that was close to what i paid (I think maybe in Zeeland) I felt like I'd been ripped off :lol:

Gravdigr 06-04-2012 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 813697)
Did you take the drugs-and-hookers option?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 813754)
The $300 rate is for the rooms without the dead whore in the mattress.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 813777)
In the mattress?

Kin-ky!

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