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limey 08-25-2012 06:03 AM

Do you fart in company?
 
Well, do you?

Sundae 08-25-2012 06:53 AM

But only if I think I can sneak it out undetected :whofart:

ZenGum 08-25-2012 07:51 AM

Fart loud, fart proud.

BrianR 08-25-2012 09:32 AM

my inner male has a black belt in farting. *I*, of course, NEVER fart!

It's always either HIM or the DOG.

fargon 08-25-2012 10:04 AM

My family is from Texas where farting is a competitive sport.

footfootfoot 08-25-2012 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by http://www.thebookladysblog.com/2008/10/07/an-evening-with-david-sedaris

Another highlight occurred when Mr. Sedaris read entries from the diary he keeps as he travels. He told us about a flight attendant he met at one booksigning who told him that she and the other flight attendants relieve their gas pains (caused, she claimed, by air constriction at high pressure and altitude) by farting as they walk up and down the aisles of the plane. The noise from the engine covers it up, and passengers always assume it’s coming from other passengers. “We call it cropdusting,” she told him.


Gravdigr 08-25-2012 05:22 PM

Fart related terminology:

Whistleberries = beans
Whistlebritches = farter
Barking spider = takes the blame for a fart (like the the dog)

Reg 08-25-2012 08:04 PM

Squeaky Floorboards.

limey 08-26-2012 06:00 AM

Well hello, Reg! I'm honoured that my poll has flushed you out of the woodwork, so to speak :)

Sundae 08-26-2012 06:05 AM

Now I know a barking spider to be the same as a chocolate starfish - the perp not the excuse.

footfootfoot 08-26-2012 02:14 PM

Did you step on a frog?
Want to buy a duck?

DucksNuts 08-27-2012 01:35 AM

Bullfrog?

I fart in front of the kids and my very best friends....that's it.

Lola Bunny 08-27-2012 10:52 AM

Only in front of my mom, sister, and nephew. Now, if one slips out in front of other people who comes in my home, it's not my fault. :p: Whenever I'm in public, it's never me no matter what anyone says. :lol:


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