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Do you fart in company?
Well, do you?
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But only if I think I can sneak it out undetected :whofart:
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Fart loud, fart proud.
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my inner male has a black belt in farting. *I*, of course, NEVER fart!
It's always either HIM or the DOG. |
My family is from Texas where farting is a competitive sport.
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Fart related terminology:
Whistleberries = beans Whistlebritches = farter Barking spider = takes the blame for a fart (like the the dog) |
Squeaky Floorboards.
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Well hello, Reg! I'm honoured that my poll has flushed you out of the woodwork, so to speak :)
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Now I know a barking spider to be the same as a chocolate starfish - the perp not the excuse.
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Did you step on a frog?
Want to buy a duck? |
Bullfrog?
I fart in front of the kids and my very best friends....that's it. |
Only in front of my mom, sister, and nephew. Now, if one slips out in front of other people who comes in my home, it's not my fault. :p: Whenever I'm in public, it's never me no matter what anyone says. :lol:
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