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dave 02-10-2003 11:15 AM
Dell Dude in pot bust
 
Now, I think the war on drugs is pretty... well, fucking retarded. But this makes me giggle.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/delldude1.html

From TSG:

Quote:
Hey, dude, you're getting a cell! Benjamin Curtis, the 22-year old actor who portrays the Dell Guy in those bothersome computer commercials, was arrested late last night (2/9) on a marijuana possession charge, The Smoking Gun has learned. According to cops, Curtis was holding a "small bag of marijuana" when he was popped on Manhattan's Lower East Side (at Ludlow and Rivington for you Gothamites). Curtis is currently being held in Central Booking and is scheduled to be arraigned later today in Manhattan Criminal Court. Curtis, who lives in lower Manhattan, was charged with criminal possession of marijuana, a misdemeanor.
My guess is that Dell will kick him like a bad habit.

perth 02-10-2003 12:36 PM
excellent. now we just have to do something about those fucking interns.

~james

dave 02-10-2003 12:52 PM
I'll take the blond. Do with the rest as you wish.

wolf 02-10-2003 01:36 PM
Come on guys ... we all knew, deep down, that the DellDude was blowing weed ... was there ever ANY question?

Undertoad 02-10-2003 01:59 PM
Steven had too much weed, the interns don't have enough.

wolf 02-10-2003 02:00 PM
The interns are obviously all on Adderall and Ritalin.

It's not working.

SteveDallas 02-10-2003 03:12 PM
what interns?

perth 02-10-2003 03:47 PM
http://di.dell.com/images/us/segment...teven_main.jpg

thems the fuckers right there.

daves right tho, the blonde is cute.

sorry its such a crappy picture, kinda hard to find pictures of them on dells website and google found shit.

~james

wolf 02-10-2003 04:52 PM
I think the blonde's smug, know-it-all demeanor takes away significantly from her overall attractiveness.

Of course, this IS a straight woman's perspective on the situation.

(Before anybody says anything here ... I will admit to the know-it-all demeanor, but I am NOT smug about it).

perth 02-10-2003 05:02 PM
the nice thing about being a man is the ability to separate attractiveness from personality. (sexist? yes, but rest assured that im in for an asswhupping when my wife reads this)

~james

dave 02-10-2003 05:09 PM
Eh, she's just acting anyway. I'll assume, though, that she's half that annoying in real life.

As a fucktoy, I don't care about her personality. :)

Any type of meaningful relationship, however, would come to a screeching halt. Jenni sometimes gets a hint of smugness, and it's the one thing that makes me feel like strangling her. Luckily, this only happens about once every eight months.

elSicomoro 02-10-2003 07:07 PM
Well, he's only been in that one commercial recently, so he was at the end of the line probably anyway.

dave 02-10-2003 09:45 PM
They had more plans with him. Or so they said a few months ago. We'll see...

elSicomoro 02-10-2003 09:51 PM
Perhaps a relative slipping a Dell notebook inside a cake...

slang 02-10-2003 10:01 PM
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Originally posted by sycamore
Perhaps a relative slipping a Dell notebook inside a cake...
I just heard on the (shortwave) radio that Dude will not feel the wrath of The Man for this "offense" if he stays clean for a year.

<h3> Dude, yer gettin' a break </h3>


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