Punchlines!
 

Why are there no jokes about Jonestown? The Punchline is too long.


This is a thread to post ONLY the punchline of a joke (or multiple jokes) After a suitable length of time, we'll create a list and see how many of us know the joke leading up to the punchlines.

I'll start with a few old standbys:

1) A pig that special, you don't want to eat all at once.

2) Rectum? Damn near killed him.

3) Probably not the same Elephant.

5) Hey buddy, what's with the long face.

6) The snail says "what the fuck you do that for?"

7) The bartender says "What's this, some kind of a joke?"

8. The mouse says "take it all, bitch".

9) Actually, it's just vanilla ice cream.

10) Do you think I should have said "DiMaggio?"

11) Ahhh, Goddamned lousy rain.

12. ...and asked for a beer and a mop.

13. And that's not my finger.

14. Wanders around the house all night wondering if there is a dog.

15. Long time no see.

16. Paint my house.

17. The bear looks at his paws and says, "Ive always had these"

18. "Well, ain't that nice!"

19. Bofus?

20. The Aristocrats!

21. Moo!

22-- "Well," said the older man, "sometimes it's not the joke, but how you tell it."