OMFG this is the funniest thing you will ever hear
 

I just got this via e-mail. Posted to my own site for download.

I have no reason to doubt that this is a for real phone call. Might be a little risky to post on Fark, but you guys are cool.

I will never complain about the dipshit customers I deal with again.

Before listening:

1) Empty mouth and throat of any coffee or Diet Pepsi.

2) Prepare a soft spot where you can roll on the floor laughing your ass off.

Download this MP3

The lady sounds too much like some of the people that call in at work. I'm usually telling them to call back when they're calm long before this though.

Somtimes I have to image my special place in the meadow, by the babbling brrok, and I'm holding their head under water...:eek:

OK Net you win I'm crying here. I wonder if I should send it to the ole lady?

I couldn't get it d/l, but is that the "Crank Yankers" where the lady has just picked up her car, and complains about a "big ol' turd in the backseat?"

Word is she does a "visit the inmate call" thats pretty good too. Anyone have that?

Thats the one Bl

That's Wanda Sykes doing the woman's voice...she is funny as hell.

Steam....
 

Too Funny