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monster 01-15-2013 11:48 AM

Trilbinite Dwellar-apes
 
The world would be a horrible place without you. Not only do we pixellated cyber people care for you more deeply than we have any right to, but you have young impressionable future-of-the-future type beings for whom you are role models. your sons and neices and cats and houseplants....

Please stick around. Quit your stupid job and find manual labor that includes meals and board or something. Both of you. more than a job that satisfies heart and soul, you need stuff that doesn't destroy heart and soul. aim for neutrality rather than negativity. or something. what the hall do I know? I know you can consider yourselves lucky I can't drive down there right now and open up a can of whoop-asss on ya both. Because i would...... but it would be more of a creepy gelatinous tickly whoop-ass that would make you uncomfortable in a luke-warm sort of a way until you stopped threatening to or thinking about checking out.....

eh, i got nothing, i don't know what to say or do, but I can't just sit and watch you self-destruct without saying something. Even if it's just nonsense. but please stick around. think about me....... I always dress in black, I'd have to go out and buy something pink *shudder*

I'm no good at this, but I care about you both and i know I'm not the only one.

Nirvana 01-15-2013 01:33 PM

There but for the grace of FSM go I...


>wss<

Gravdigr 01-15-2013 03:12 PM

Channeling JB?

Dain bramage?

Do you smell burning bananas?

:o

monster 01-15-2013 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 848150)
Dain bramage?

yes, now you mention it. now fuck off. the post is clearly not about you and you're clearly too dumb to get it. what's your excuse?

classicman 01-16-2013 12:50 AM

Monnie is apparently feeling better. Good for you.
I still think you're a bitch, but I'm glad you're still around.

monster 01-16-2013 07:11 AM

yeah, whatever, but you know, thid thread was a hope that some other dwellars would stick around so we can say that to them too. maybe even without the bitch bit. I hope they realize how much they matter.

infinite monkey 01-16-2013 07:35 AM

Wait, are you guys kidding?

I really don't want to have to kick anybody in the, you know, that one word.

Thanks to everyone who helped me out yesterday. Today looks a bit brighter.

And thanks monster...you're a good egg. :eggsmilie:

monster 01-16-2013 07:53 AM

I'm a little cracked......

infinite monkey 01-16-2013 07:55 AM

But you tell the best yolks!

I'll be here all week. Try the eggs benedict.

glatt 01-16-2013 08:00 AM

Good. Glad things are looking a bit brighter, IM.

You don't realize how free you are. You have nobody depending on you. You can quit you job, move to hut on a beach in Puerto Escondido, and not have to worry about anyone. Kind of like the final scene in Shawshank. After a while, you can open a little hostel and cater to the surfers. It will be a simple life, and I'm not sure about the internet connection, but the surfers will love you and the locals will have an affectionate nickname for you in Spanish. I wish I spoke Spanish so I could tell you what they're saying. I'm sure it's complimentary.

monster 01-16-2013 08:01 AM

I like to come over hard.......





















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infinite monkey 01-16-2013 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 848318)
Good. Glad things are looking a bit brighter, IM.

You don't realize how free you are. You have nobody depending on you. You can quit you job, move to hut on a beach in Puerto Escondido, and not have to worry about anyone. Kind of like the final scene in Shawshank. After a while, you can open a little hostel and cater to the surfers. It will be a simple life, and I'm not sure about the internet connection, but the surfers will love you and the locals will have an affectionate nickname for you in Spanish. I wish I spoke Spanish so I could tell you what they're saying. I'm sure it's complimentary.

That's lovely.

It's so true, too...I could really go anywhere. I just looked up Puerto Escondido. I could handle that! The ocean calls to me.

I guess I should learn spanish beyond counting to ten and 'cerveza.'

I need a plan. A goal. I need to make things happen!

monster, sorry chick, but that joke was fowl.

monster 01-16-2013 10:12 AM

oeuf, that hurt.

....and don't call me Benedict. It's Dic for short....

infinite monkey 01-16-2013 10:14 AM

Omelette that one go.

limey 01-16-2013 10:26 AM

That soufflé good of you, I'm sure.


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