Suicide for the pope?
 

just wondering if that is his plan?

No way. Catholics believe that suicide sends you straight to hell.
And, is the Pope Catholic?

I've not heard back from my Pope application yet. They probably want someone younger, a real go-getter.

yah no red shoes for you! Come back next week! Next! [/Pope Nazi]

Someone shoulda told him just to click his heels together and say "there's no place like home"

;)

I think he is dieing and just doesn't want to do it in public.

pope on a rope?

You know he's retiring to live in a convent full of cute young nuns, right? At 85, he won't last long.

Good thing too, you don't want to die a virgin and go to heaven, 'cause there's all these Muslim terrorists waiting for you with pots of vaseline.

They don't say Peter is the Rock for nothin'.

He's half blind, near deaf, has sky high blood pressure and keeps falling out of bed.
Now that he's perfect for the job, he up and quits. Sacre Bleu :smack:

Pope Berlusconi?