Need a new Euphamism
 

When a woman performs fellatio, it's a Blow Job. BJ for short.

the verb becomes a noun.

I'd like a BJ, honey.


now, when a man performs cunnilingus, what's the noun form?


no, problem, dear... and when I'm done, I would like a ________________?


I can't think of a noun that says it. They're all verbs. Find the man in the boat, etc...

So I think we should invent one.

Ok, get to work. make it good....this is for posterity. you could be the inventor of the term. you'd have proof if it catches on, too.


damn... I just thought of it. Snarlin. A Snarlin. I don't know how prevalent that is, though... so think of something new anyway.

Give head?

Head.

those are both verbs. it wants a noun.

The lady ordered a ________________________.

Pie Eating Contest is probably too long.

good laugh

Some head.

It's not like "BJ" is particularly descriptive of the actual act. That term could be reused generically.

Yeah, I've heard women say they got some head. It sounds wrong to me though, since I always equated the "head" part with the head of the schlong, not the performing partner's head, making it an exclusively male term in my mind. I've also heard women say they wanted "oral" or "some oral."

The most obvious parallel to Blow Job would be Tongue Job, I think.

and is.

blow job

tongue lashing

I dunno. Tongue is important but lips really are too.
I'd prefer a gentle suck-off than a tongue lashing, even when I'm really horny. I can take it rough, but unless it's a quick fumble I'd rather only take it hard and fast from my own fingers.

So no help from me.
My best would be Lip Job.

A Box of Kisses?


Not that kind of box. ...


: Points down:


... that kind of box.
a BK?

wouldn't that be a kiss of boxes?