Great Names for Blogs
 

Lately, I've been coming across phrases or words that would make great blog names. I even thought that a blog of great blog names would be kind of fun, if not recursive.

Of course, right now I can't remember most of them but I just read some stupid comments at the bottom of a CNN page and someone wrote "for all intensive purposes" Now that would be a great name for a blog. Also, "This is why we can't have nice things" But someone else beat me to that one.

What great blog names have you come up with?

1. For All Intensive Purposes
2. This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
3. I Don't Come Down to Where You Work and Slap the Dick Out of Your Mouth
4. If It Puts In Mouth Don't Eat

There's one I like called All Women Stalk. All women's talk.

I used to work with a big-boobed girl (I mention the boobs because for some reason it translated to others as "really intelligent") who said things like "for all intensive purposes." I wanted to smack her.

How about:

No Connection to Direction (that's actually my book title...speaks to my direction dyslexia and my utter lack of focus and ambition)

The Diarrhetic Elephant...It's All Over Town

What is the Name of your Llama?

thread drift: There was an indie Boston band in the 80s, I think, called
Liz Dexia and the Problem Learners

I just googled the name and it may not actually have been a band. There is a prof reader with that ironic name.

There is a significant crossover to imagined band-titles and autobiographies I think. And now blog titles.
And it's always a great topic.

After covering four Customer Service counters today,
after arriving before even the cleaners (05.17 FTR)
after having to de-skin pounds and pounds of smoked haddock for people making Cullen Skink for Burns' Night, I was lucky to still be on my feet.

It was actually quite exciting, and underscored how well I know my job on Deli now, because coming back there was like slipping into a warm bath.
Wet and bubbly. Oh no, sorry, I mean calming.

After that I went to checkouts with my shopping.
Jackie said to me, "I am so impressed that you're still smiling. You've been working on your own since before I started this morning!"
I said, "Everyone smiles on payday."

And I thought then that it could be the title of my book.
Subtitle "Mismanaging Money (Before I Was Discovered)"
Because I'm nothing if not optimistic.

I've always thought a catchy title would be "Whom shall I kill next?"

If that isn't already a blog, it really needs to be. Awesome title.

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instructions unclear. got dick stuck in blog

LJ, you really have to control that dick. Or not, if you like the blog.

How about 'Life Smacks You Silly'?;
or, 'Hang Onto Yourself; God Knows Nobody Else Will';
or, 'No Pink Ribbons, Just Reality';
or, 'But, Doctor, I Hate Pink' ... oh wait, that's taken.

"As Minister of Whipping It Out"

"Don't make me use my angry voice."

That could do double duty as a cellar tagline