Euphemisms for MOUTH
 

in honor of Lumberjim's Cock Holster.

Pie Hole
yapper

were also mentioned.

should we do it alphabetically?

(look, it is winter for many of us and Cabin fever is well underway.....)



ok no alphabet, no fancy business:

gob

Cake hole
Word hole
Word sewer (as in "Shut your filthy word sewer!")
Kisser

trap
hanger

mush

Euphemisms for MOUTH
 

Never mind

tw

BEER hole

Hanger? Where are you from, sexobon?

Kisser

Vomit Hole
Dick holster.

chops

face sock

Parents spoon feeding their little ones would hold the spoon up and say “Here comes the airplane in for a landing, open the hanger.” while mimicking airplane noise and moving the spoon around in the air as though it were flying. The child wouldn’t understand what was being said; but, was sufficiently amused by the sound and motion to laugh. As the mouth (hanger) opened, in went the food on the spoon (airplane) and the word "open" repeated so the child would learn to associate it with the action.

Ah. Sorry. I never had that experience.

I still like 'kisser'.

Man pleaser

[vocabulary]Hangar vs. hanger
A hanger is (1) one who hangs something, or (2) an item used to hang things. A hangar is a shelter used for housing and maintaining aircraft.[nazi]