Indecent neighbors on trash day
 

I fell awake very early this Thursday morning. As I sit here lightly sweating in the already 83° heat with 85% humidity (not even making that up...)

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I've witnessed three of my neighbors take their trash out in their skivvies.

First the guy next door in thin white boxers and a v neck white tee, then the old matron across from him came out in an ankle length linen shift. And then the next door on the other side of me... The Cathoholic lady comes out in a tie died tee shirt that came to mid thigh.... And I don't know if she had any pants on at all?

I'm setting an alarm for Big Trash day. Should be a good show.

Yeah well....ya know what catholics are like :p

You can do it, but you mustn't enjoy it.

No one noticed the extra oh?

Ripley misread it that way once. Now that's what we call them.

Pics or it never happened.;)

I noticed!

That would be creepy. And none of them are at all attractive.

They can quit any time.:p:

Hotel Cathoholica


Who doesn't take out the trash they forgot/created since they put the bins out in whatever they slept in? Well OK me, because I sleep nekkid, but I only throw a robe on.

In the middle of the night when it is thundering and pissing down buckets and I left the car windows open I'll run out to the car commando and close the windows. If any of my neighbors are awake I'll do a little moonwalk back into the house.

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O...M...G!! M...G...O!!
So many of us are ignorant. I've only seen a few of these clips. Wow. Thanks, foot.

Now we need a vid of you moonwalking back into the house, commando. VID, or ... never mind. VID, I say!!

Our place is perfect because we're far enough back from the road that you can run around naked outside and no one will see you, unless it's spotting season.

... and yet, you've set an alarm in anticipation of a good show.

Like peopleofwalmart.com?

Not quite so bad as that. Just normal people. I'm pretty sure the freaks get all dolled up, hoping they make the front page of that site