I hope you step on a Lego
 

poke your self in the eye while driving


have an itchy asshole all afternoon


drop an ice cube, and be unable to pick it up. then when you finally do, bang your head on the ope freezer door as you stand up

Not you

just kidding

I hope you get one of those weird itchy spots on your arm!

I hope you stub you little toe.

I hope you bang your shin on the bedframe.

I hope you feel like you have to sneeze but can't.

I hope your eyelid twitches all afternoon.

I hope you put too much faith in a fart after taco Tuesday.

I hope the entire staff orders lunch (delivered) and doesn't pass the menu to you.

I hope you get a blood blister from those pliers

I hope your knicker elastic fails.

I hope you get there just in the nick of time -after all that dodging and weaving in traffic ....to find your appointment is cancelled.

I hope the arch of your foot itches in church.

I hope you lose count when employing the five--second-rule

I hope you drop the roll off the top of your food pile while holding your plate and a glass...and you're a long way from a table.

I hope your cake sinks after you think it's going to be fine.

I hope your funny bone bangs the corner of the wall and no one cares.