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tw 01-08-2015 03:46 AM

Our God
 
Our God is so pathetic that we have to kill people for It. It doesn't know how. So we do God's work.

Griff 01-08-2015 06:49 AM

A small god for small people.

Je Suis Charlie

Sheldonrs 01-08-2015 09:30 AM

Or God
Is a very very very fine God
With 2 cats in the yard
Life used to be so hard.
Now everything is easy cuz of you.

xoxoxoBruce 01-08-2015 12:07 PM

Must be. I said god damn people, and he did.

Gravdigr 01-08-2015 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tw (Post 918417)
Our God is so pathetic that we have to kill people for It. It doesn't know how. So we do God's work.

No. That's your god.

My God is an awesome God.

No one on this planet is killing people for God.

They may think they are...

lumberjim 01-08-2015 06:26 PM

Our God?


You got a mouse in your pocket?

tw 01-08-2015 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 918481)
No. That's your god.

You are easily decieved, grassshopper, by false prophets. The force is strong. Go with the force. Impose your god's will. Do unto others as he cannot do. As was decreed by the Founders. May the Lord be with you.

Gravdigr 01-10-2015 11:31 AM

Kiss my ass.

Pico and ME 01-10-2015 04:10 PM

Whose god???

There are SO many of them!

Its all about someone's god being better than someone else's god. Just stop the nonsense altogether. Please. Just take god out of the equation.

Gravdigr 01-10-2015 04:20 PM

Enjoy hell. I hear it's cozy warm.

Griff 01-11-2015 08:40 AM

hearsay: inadmissible

infinite monkey 01-11-2015 09:09 AM

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then He is not omnipotent. Is He able, but not willing? Then He is malevolent. Is He both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is He neither able nor willing? Then why call Him God?

Epicurus (c. 341 - c. 270 BC)

Clodfobble 01-11-2015 09:22 AM

The question is who defines evil? A toddler thinks it's evil when his mother doesn't let him eat ice cream for breakfast, but from our perspective we can see he is wrong. From God's perspective maybe human suffering and death aren't really as bad as we think they are, because there is more going on than we can understand with our immature little brains.

tw 01-11-2015 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 918740)
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?

He came to us in the form of George Burns. He told us quite simply how he works. Epicurus was too old (and dead) to hear him.

tw 01-11-2015 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 918643)
Kiss my ass.

Is that what your call your head. Explains the extremism.


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