Erotica >probably NSFW
 

I am in a room waiting for your arrival. The door opens you come in silently. You walk over grab my face with your powerful hands and kiss me full on the mouth letting your tongue find mine.

On the table is a blindfold you tell me to be still while you put it on me making sure my eyes are fully covered...

You tell me to stand and hold up my arms. You begin to take off my t shirt careful not to disturb the blindfold. You stop and after what seems like an eternity, your hungry mouth finds the nipple of my left breast and you suck cupping it in your hand and gently but firmly squeezing...

Not wanting to leave out the other breast you suck and gently bite sending tiny shock waves through my body. My knees buckle as you reach to unfasten my pants sliding them down to the floor, you instruct me to step out ...

After a long pause I feel your hand slide down over the smoothness of my hairless, newly shaven pussy... I hear you stifle a moan of pleasure...

I sense you moving away from me, I am wet with anticipation. Suddenly I hear the door open and close. Minutes pass and I realize you are not coming back.

I sit down on the side of the bed, naked, humiliated and I remove the blindfold and begin to cry....

well, that went all to hell. boner killer

It started good. Why did you end it that way?

Unrequited love is blind and it usually makes one cry...
Feel free to try your hand (:p) at erotic writing the thread is here :)

What the fuck is wrong with you people?!

:lol2:

seems like everything is working just fine to me.

Well, between your hate-fucking of Ann Coulter/Courtney Love, and Nirvana slamming my jimmy in the bedroom door, I'm just very, very confused...

I'm not re-linking my Ann Coulter porn, she is over!

well okay twist my arm

Who do we grudge fuck now, then? Sarah Palin?

Nah ever since that beer bash where her family fought an entire other family, she's fallen into this weird white trash zone for me

how about tw's nemesis:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carly_Fiorina

85% of his dick is directly traceable to her

In early January 2005, the Hewlett-Packard board of directors discussed with Fiorina a list of issues that the board had regarding the company's performance.[64] The board proposed a plan to shift her authority to HP division heads, which Fiorina resisted.[65] A week after the meeting, the confidential plan was leaked to the Wall Street Journal.[66] Less than a month later, the board brought back Tom Perkins and forced Fiorina to resign as chair and chief executive officer of the company.[67] The company's stock jumped on news of her departure, adding almost three billion dollars to the value of HP in a single day.[68][69] Many employees celebrated her resignation.[40] Under the company's agreement with Fiorina, which was characterized as a golden parachute by TIME magazine,[70] and Yahoo!,[71] reported she was paid slightly more than $20 million in severance.[72]

Palin a failed would be VP is weirdly hot while Fiorina is just a failed executive without the redeeming trailer park qualities.

Also, without redeeming attractiveness.

I could get with Sarah Palin, as long as she didn't talk.

"Oooh, you're really socking it to me, dontcha know..."

:headshake

Fiorina is an alias, she's really a Sneed.