I have an urge to confess
 

I don't know know why I have an overwhelming need to confess. I have lusted for years for Lola and Sundae. If either one of them had shown the least bit of interest, I would have been a puppy on their door step. I bet known of you ever guessed. ;)

BTW, I also think Pam has a fabulous set of legs.

What am I? Chopped liver?:eyebrow:

Gosh, Sarge, none of us ever noticed you lusting after Sundae's luscious lovelies. Not even a little bit :p

Naw Gravy. Yer so perdy, you done turned me into one a dem 'ere ho-mo-sex-u-al people dat whut luv luvin' up on another man. #GITRDONE #BAZINGA :rolleyes:

My dear man, I have always shown an interest!
Sadly, there is this small body between us. Small body of water that is. Well, more of an ocean. Actually it IS an ocean.

Sigh.

It's me, isn't it? Oh wait, you said small.

I think the thread should be re-titled simply 'I have an urge'. :blush:

I second that motion.

So Sarge, why don't you get on an airplane and go to England and get her.