Invitations to submit your own Extreme Sport:
 

Right here goes, and you must give an idea how to proceed with your sport, instructions etc. :D

(a few examples)

1. Extreme Walpaper Hanging

2. Extreme Fondu

3. Extreme Spaghetti

4. Extreme Car Parking (although I hear that some women* practice this already :eek: )

5. Extreme Text Messaging



Chris.


*and Men :rolleyes:

Offroad Tax Evasion
X-treme Slurpee Drinking
Radical Convention Planning
Extreme Hip Replacement
Wild Toe-Sock Championship
Extreme Carpetbagging
Tournament Telemarketting
Unreal Pregnancy Tests
Extreme Platypus

Some of that could spill over into reality shows:
Focus Group Survivor
The World's Scariest Parking Violations
Real World: Okeefenokee Swamp
Jury Duty
Mall Cops

Extreme BJ

I like the way she thinks. As Lewis Black has said, "oral sex should be an Olympic sport."

X-treme Regime Change, of course!, with events:

- 100 meter rush to war
- Pole vaulting (using eastern european countries as leverage in the UN)
- Fox hunting (searching for cable news with unfamiliar remote controls)
- Hammer and sickle toss

^^
 

"...Because it's harder than curling... and if you're any good at it, you deserve a medal."

Awesome bit.

Ahh, OK folks, we're starting to get a picture of that other 0.56% :cool:

I have a couple entries:

Extreme Network Administration
events include:

• The speed crimp: How fast can you terminate CAT5 cable?
• The extreme update: How quickly can you propagate authoritative DNS server changes in your WHOIS record to the root TLD servers?
• Hot-swap hardware upgrades: Do you have the guts to replace a switch while the president of the company is reading his email?

Extreme CIO [chief information officer]
including:

• The Denial of Service: Do you have the guts to tell the CEO that budgets cuts will work out to cuts in services?
• The ERP vault: Can you implement an enterprise payroll/human resources/accounting system in less time than it takes the entire workforce of the company (including you) to turn over? (Bonus points for style if a majority of the turnover is attributable to the software implementation)
• License lingo: prizes given for software licenses with the fewest number of intelligible sentences; bonus points if the product being licensed doesn't do anything useful in the first place