Nosy November: Newbs start here! Or don't
 

1) What doesn't generally come with a cup-holder where you live, but should?
2) Avocados -love or hate?
3) What is your worst laundry disaster?
4) Math(s) or English?
5) Do you usually sleep with socks on?
6) The punchline is "A Reptile Dysfunction". What's the joke?
7) When you raise one eyebrow, which one is it?
8) Favorite product or business including the word Red?
9) Zippers or Buttons?
10) Android or iPhone?

1) What doesn't generally come with a cup-holder where you live, but should? My tractor :yelsick:
2) Avocados -love or hate? Loveem
3) What is your worst laundry disaster? red paint pen :eek:
4) Math(s) or English? Math
5) Do you usually sleep with socks on? socks Allways
6) The punchline is "A Reptile Dysfunction". What's the joke? I gotz nuthen :neutral:
7) When you raise one eyebrow, which one is it? right :eyebrow:
8) Favorite product or business including the word Red? Red Irish Ale
9) Zippers or Buttons? Zipz :D
10) Android or iPhone? F Apple and the horse it road in on !!! I HATE proprietary hard ware :mad2:

Drain hose was not securely fastened to the tub, fell out without me noticing. When I returned to the scene an hour later, the entire load of laundry water had flooded the area, fouling the carpet in the hallway as well.

Never live in a house on a slab

Red Light District (actually, a conglomeration).

1) What doesn't generally come with a cup-holder where you live, but should?

My bed.

2) Avocados -love or hate?

They don't exist for me.

3) What is your worst laundry disaster?

Never had one.

4) Math(s) or English?

No thanks.

5) Do you usually sleep with socks on?

For the last couple years, yes.

6) The punchline is "A Reptile Dysfunction". What's the joke?

I'll have to get back to ya.

7) When you raise one eyebrow, which one is it?

Left.

8) Favorite product or business including the word Red?

Red Dog Beer

9) Zippers or Buttons?

Zippers. Fingers have stopped working well enough for buttons.

10) Android or iPhone?

No thanks.

:jig:

Q: What do you get when you cross a Viagra with a Komodo dragon?
A: Abe Vigoda.


Wait, I did that wrong...

You may have heard guys say it's time to drain the lizard when they have to go to the bathroom.

Q: What causes a flaccid lizard?

1) What doesn't generally come with a cup-holder where you live, but should?

My shopping bag

2) Avocados -love or hate?

Not bothered one way or t'other

3) What is your worst laundry disaster?

Cleaning the filter without ensuring the machine was drained. :eek:

4) Math(s) or English?

English. I am English.

5) Do you usually sleep with socks on?

Er, no. Why d'you ask?

6) The punchline is "A Reptile Dysfunction". What's the joke?

There was no need to practice tortoise interruptus due to a reptile dysfunction.

7) When you raise one eyebrow, which one is it?

Right. Have you seen my Roger Moore impersonation?

8) Favorite product or business including the word Red?

I'll get back to you.

9) Zippers or Buttons?

Zippers!

10) Android or iPhone?

iPhone but will be disposing of it when out of contract.

1) What doesn't generally come with a cup-holder where you live, but should?

My bicycle.

2) Avocados -love or hate?

Yum.

3) What is your worst laundry disaster?

I put my passport through the wash twice. The first time I still managed to travel on it, the second time it was beyond redemption.

4) Math(s) or English?

English, though I did like maths at school, but I've forgotten it all now. Maths is cool, it can explain a lot of the world.

5) Do you usually sleep with socks on?

No, I usually sleep in the buff unless it's very cold.

6) The punchline is "A Reptile Dysfunction". What's the joke?



7) When you raise one eyebrow, which one is it?

The left I think. Roger Moore made a career out of it.

8) Favorite product or business including the word Red?

Red diesel

9) Zippers or Buttons?

Zippers. Buttons are too fiddly.

10) Android or iPhone?

Android, mainly because I can't afford an iPhone.

1) What doesn't generally come with a cup-holder where you live, but should?

My friend's 05 Outback has no cup holders

2) Avocados -love or hate?

Meh

3) What is your worst laundry disaster?

I left my satellite radio in my sweatshirt ~ it didn't survive

4) Math(s) or English?

English

5) Do you usually sleep with socks on?

Sometimes

6) The punchline is "A Reptile Dysfunction". What's the joke?

What do you call a floor salesman who ran out of linoleum??

7) When you raise one eyebrow, which one is it?

I can't

8) Favorite product or business including the word Red?

Red Baron Pizza

9) Zippers or Buttons?

Zippers

10) Android or iPhone?

Android

:smack:I love the Red Baron Special Deluxe!!!