new sniglet
 

"oldmanscaping" ...a term for the hair trimming you do only as an older dude

Ysee I have these two hairs that grow out of my ear, now.

You can use your increased production of cerumen to do the waxing for a smooth auricle line.

Not sticky enough

I had two hairs on my ear when I was thirty. Now I literally shave my whole ear while it's all soaped up in the shower. It's mostly white fur, but there's a lot of it.

Stinkling: that almost chill you get when you first start to feel a nice dump moving within you.

I just made that up. Brb. Gotta go

The stink left behind by someone else's behind:

Assmosphere

These are quite good.