Washington DC
 

This is a great city. I am actually a very good friend of G W Bush. It's true! We are currently plotting another pre-emptive military strike, but we really can't decide our most profitable course of action. I love his latest idea, though - G W wants to strap Talibanis from Guantanamo Bay onto scuds as part of their death sentence, and fire them during the first wave. I know, it would be political suicide, although I hear Tony Blair thinks it's a great idea. Providing the scuds are built in the UK, that is.

As long as he fires them into majority Muslim cities, it's all good with me! Nothing like seeing a sand nigger in pieces.

Agreed. The only good nigger is a dead one.

Okay, I'll bite. Let's have some coffee first, though.

Incidentally, there IS a sign over my apartment that says "Dead Nigger Storage" in neon lights.

Careful! You'll have people thinking it's a nightclub!

True...it would probably draw most of my neighborhood.

There's a box in our computer room that says that. No wait, it just says "DNS". But that's what it means, isn't it?

Go ahead...look inside.