coping with holiday stress
 

Is it over yet?

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Wow...you got rid of the Taliban beard...I'm impressed!

Never say I'm not sensitive to water conservation. I skipped the plate ( to the horror of the host )

And for the seasonal brawl, the attendees were state cops, a Sheriffs deputy, EMTs and professional firemen ( all relatives and big mothers ).

With me being "gunless" due to unconstitutional restrictions to my 2a rights, I postponed the fistfighting until next year but was fairly successful at the annual drunken argument.

Were you in NY?

Hitlary land, yes.

a small portion of the drunken argument

slang: so anyway I get real freaking tired of being asked to step out of the car for a routine traffic stop......and it pisses me off, so I appear hostile.
StateCop: well you shouldnt have been speeding to get pulled over to begin with.
slang: I wasnt speeding , I was driving irradically.
StateCop: well there you have it.
slang: dont get all uppety on meee mister, I can remember you when you were shitting in a diaper. You are no angel. Can you say "pump up bb gun". Yeah, I remember your punk ass long before you got a job with the state.
StateCop: lets just hope I dont see you on the road as drunk as you are tonight slang.
slang: What, and give you the satisfaction? We'll shoot it out before you bust me for anything.

A friend of mine had a similar conversation.
Just before he was hospitalized. ;)

Slang, is that you or Dave Attell?

Awwwww... drunks and losers, dwarves with limps! Flos and hoes and one-eyed pimps...

Isn't he just a charmer ... :joylove:

You enjoy bringing your work home, don't you. :rolleyes:

yeah.

This was the last "pre-argument" ( also the last pre black eye) pic.

Shame I wasn't there for you, honey. I speak firefighter, and have an entirely different relationship with cops than most people.

Lemme tell you, starting a round of crazy-people war stories distracts all but the drunkest of cops, and a double fatality vehicle extraction (with a beheading) will distract the firemen. I'll set you up with a couple of these and you'll be able to make it through the next Stressmas dinner like a champ.