9/5: Bull penis putter
 

http://cellar.org/pictures/bullputter.gif

Golfers, like dalmations, are insane. Golfers absorb golfing gifts like black holes absorb light. And so it has come to this: for $99.95, you too can have a putter made out of the penis of a bull. See more, if you really feel you need to, at http://www.purebull.com .

And the company has the balls (no pun intended) to put a top ten "humorous one-liners" list about their penis putter right on the front page?

Tony, any naked PETA protests over this?

-Cyc

Comes with leather sack of 2 golf <a href=http://www.netrelief.com/cooking/recipes/oysters.htm>balls</A>

This reminds me of a Far Side cartoon
 

There was a Far Side cartoon a few years back of an Indian chief holding up a squiggly collection of what looked like intestines and saying something like <not quoted correctly>:

"Take a good hard look. We don't know what it is, but it's the only part of the buffalo that we don't use".

What's next? :)

Mitch

So, does this putter get longer and harder with every stroke?