1/13/2004: Huang's Taiwanese Penis
 

http://cellar.org/2004/huangpenis.jpg

Thanks to one earth for pointing this one out.

This man is Huang Shun-nan, and he's clearly proud of his 10 ton 10-footer. But it's really a political statement:

http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/fron.../30/2003107212

"I am not a politician and I don't know politics, but China's missile threat is a humiliation for Taiwan, so I want to use the most vulgar and most native expression to show Taiwanese people's anger."

Actually, I find it a bit sad that any phallic item is going to be used as a show of some sort of weird dominance or aggression or such. At one point a minority of feminists advanced the idea that penetration is de facto violent. But this is the metrosexual 00s, people, get with the program; penii are sexual items, not threatening or humiliating. Gone are the cold war days, when missile-like objects were impressively displayed but never, ever fired off. These are the new world order days; everyone is subject to rigorous multilateral inspections programs in search of biological problems or chemical imbalances.

you wouldn't believe how long I had to stand still while the cast they used to make that thing dried.

The Rabbi who performed the circumcision had to use a concrete saw, but still, it was a delicate operation.

Now, I'm trying to figure out what you call a concrete woody....

Because it is made of stone, it will last for thousands of years, just like the pyramids of Egypt.

... and displayed at the appropriately rakish angle.


because the angle of the dangle is proportional to the megatonage?

Rocky Johnson?

Looks like Lorana Bobbit has already been there.

Man, is he haung! ;)

"Solid" (da-da--da-da-da)
"Solid as a rock!"


*crickets*

So does it still apply with how many times you shake it or would that not matter now...lol

He should mount it on the bow of a boat and go Captain Nemo on their asses.

Or he could go the Clockwork Orange route and beat people to death with it while singing "Singin' in the Rain" (or was he playing a bit of the Ludwig Van).

And what's more, where's the sack? This guy is missing a very important part of the whole package. No balls, no statement, I say.

And he's anchored it with some sort of M&M thing, there, what's that about? And then he had to prop it up on some kind of ugly metal tank thing in order to get it pointed the right angle?

This whole thing is weak, I disrepect it.

Oh no you dit-ent! ::head waggle::

Imagine the thinking you could do with that.

head of state.