The Insult Thread
 

ok, I made a nicey nice compliment thread, so here's the other side of the coin. pick your fights here.


i'll start:

Sycamore, you're ugly and your mom dresses you funny!

What a stupid idea!

:angel:

There's no use trying this, LJ. You sell cars. It doesn't get much lower than that ...

aahhhh, go shave your back, ya mook! :)

I don't sell cars. I sell money.

Now go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person.

You don't need to use an insult, you just use your breath.

If hot air was music, you'd be a brass band.

You could screw a Cheerio without breaking it.

I'd punch you, but I don't want to get any stupid on my hands.

You're just jealous that she has a higher sperm count than you do.

this will never work, huh wolf,?

never underestimate the potential for lowness in people, you 'tard!

Just because your mom sells it, doesn't mean you have to give it away for free.
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Thou impertinent beef-witted apple-john!

Jimbo, wanna see a botched abortion?

Take a look in the mirror...

hey! if i wanted any more shit from you i'd squeeze your head! nudge, nudge NBN:D

'zat all you got, you Cliff Claven mofo?