A Modest Proposal...
 

It has been brought to my attention that The Cellar is *only* in 18th place on Google hits for the phrase "Whale Penis". This is sad. In a community of fine minds and sick bastards, both living in peace and harmony, the fact that such an important niche is filled by some other web presence is intolerable, and must be changed.

Therefore, I would like to challenge all Cellarites to come up with an original, informative item on whale penises and post it here in this thread (or in another, if UT feels that this is too big of a waste of purpose for Cellar Comments and Suggestions).

I'd like to start this effort out by posting the following:

http://www.passiononline.co.uk/shop/...oducts_id=1590

My favorite part about this is the picture, which clearly states below "click to enlarge".

Edit Addendum: You'll note that I said 'original' item...clearly, I didn't mean for this to apply to me, because it would infer the expenditure of some sort of effort...

Why on Earth would you *need* to enlarge a whale penis?

Speak for yourself, buddy. :3eye:

TAGLINE!!!!

"a community of fine minds and sick bastards"

Re: A Modest Proposal...
 

Access denied

Proxy server = callisto
Time & Date = 1076146761; Sat Feb 7 10:39:21 2004
Client address = 172.16.20.197
Client group = RMA-all
URL = http://www.passiononline.co.uk/shop/...info.php?cPath
Target class = porn


Yeah thank you! Now I'm classified over here!!!

Hey, you're only risking your life over there, Pi...why should you enjoy any of the freedoms you're sworn to protect?

In case you were wondering, it was a latex dildo alleged to resemble a whale penis.

I will endeavor to warn you about possible webfilterable content in the future, though.

It's hard to guess what will be caught by a filter.

I have several totally innocuous sites that I visit regularly that get blocked by our office netnanny ... and others that I have a hard time believing get though.

I think at least one of them gets blocked because the site author uses correct grammar, long words, and low-key colors.

imagine the plight of the poor whale
with a 12 foot penis and no hands
in jerking off they're destined to fail
no wonder they beach themselves on dry land

It isn't working... we've moved DOWN, and now we're 19th!

but you're now 7th for "the cellar"

Eh, I'd go with "a community of sick minds and fine bastards."

Now we're down to 20th...come on you bastards, help make the whale penis campaign a success!

Does it take something more than just constant repetition of whale penis in a variety of contexts to get advanced in the list?

What's the actual secret of success here?

Google explained.

Hmmm...we might need to rethink this. UT, you should consider buying the words to advertise Cellar on Google.

It said down the bottom that you can't buy a higher page rank ... but I guess the door is open for outright bribery ...

That's already done.