If you are sprayed with an unknown substance...
 

<img src="http://www.ready.gov/i/bio_vis_substance.gif" />
...stand and think about it instead of seing a doctor.

Quzah.

Quzah, thank you. That was the funniest web site I have seen all day.
My favorite:
If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.

WHO MAKES AEROSOL BIOHAZARDS????
sorry for the caps, but it seemed like something to shout.

Apparently those evil terrorists. All of those images are from a real government site on how to be careful around terrorists or something or other. (For those who didn't follow the link.)

Quzah.

"When they come, it won't be in spaceships, it'll be in airplanes"

"I wouldn't be so sure"

The Day the Earth Stood Still

Mein Gott! How prescient!

Dude,that was great.Some were better than others,but I got my laughs.

Johnson and Johnson? It used to only be available in liquid form, but modern technology has allowed so many new delivery methods.

That's the best!!! *Roaring!!!* :haha: :haha: :haha:

There is a link to a BUNCH of pics like that on the "Cool site of the day thread" around page 15 or so, I think. I remember posting how funny it was that I nearly peed my pants. Let me see if I can find it.



Edit: It was page 26, and here is the link