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HappyTuesdays 04-07-2004 08:57 AM

Hot Female Enters!
 
Could everyone please check the appropriate box in my poll to see if everyone who uses the net is actually mid 40's, balding, male and 'unfortunate'. Please answer honestly, this is genuine research...

Undertoad 04-07-2004 09:22 AM

Troll

HappyTuesdays 04-07-2004 09:25 AM

Why the hostility?

Beestie 04-07-2004 09:40 AM

:vomit:

SteveDallas 04-07-2004 10:04 AM

Hostility? Where? A one-word declaration of "Troll" is about as kind a reception as this kind of post ever gets around here.

lumberjim 04-07-2004 10:04 AM

your poll sucks.

if you want to know about people, just ask. dont give us shitty answers to choose from.

HappyTuesdays 04-07-2004 10:11 AM

Sorry
 
I've obviously hit a nerve. It was only meant to be lighthearted, and if I'm honest, driven by a web-related experience I had where someone turned out to be something very different to what I was lead to believe. I am curious by the veil of anonymity that the internet presents, and perhaps not too well informed about 'netiquette'. So, please accept my apologies.

lumberjim 04-07-2004 10:15 AM

that's better.

hang out a while, we're pretty honest about who we are. some of us actually post pictures of ourselves if physical appearance matters that much to you. In this medium, however, you tend to look different to everyone, based on their perception of what you say. except sunsparkz and zippyt. they both look exactly like you'd think.


here're some of our pics:

cellar members image gallery

phillybilly 04-07-2004 10:21 AM

No problem here....
 
So people with to much time on their hands mayhap???

Cameron Diaz??? hot?? I always thought she was a little goofy looking actually.....

:3eye:


Carmen Electra, :yum: that would be a tasty treat, except she let rodman stick it to her....now she's just used trash, but still nice eye candy...:thumb:

So don't let some bored ape get to ya....just chill..later!

:rattat:

HappyTuesdays 04-07-2004 10:44 AM

thanks, I agree Carmen is fit (although mildly concerned about the Freud-inspired surname). I prefer Brad Pitt. But then I'm female. .. ;)

phillybilly 04-07-2004 10:49 AM

Got it...
 
it's all cool....



Later :rattat:

PS, did you include yourself in that poll?? Are you hot?? ;)

HappyTuesdays 04-07-2004 11:05 AM

I'll leave that to your imagination. Laterz...:beer:

Beestie 04-07-2004 11:15 AM

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I thought this might come in handy in this thread....

ladysycamore 04-07-2004 11:40 AM

Re: Sorry
 
Quote:

Originally posted by HappyTuesdays
I've obviously hit a nerve. It was only meant to be lighthearted, and if I'm honest, driven by a web-related experience I had where someone turned out to be something very different to what I was lead to believe. I am curious by the veil of anonymity that the internet presents, and perhaps not too well informed about 'netiquette'. So, please accept my apologies.
Hmph, netiquette-schmetiquette. You didn't know...oh well. Plus, I get a bit tired of people expecting everyone on the net to know every.single.thing about so called "netiquette". It's one thing to have come across as a complete ass, but that's not how *I* read it. In fact, I thought your poll answers were pretty funny.

Besides, so many people have different ideas about "netiquette", then who are you supposed to believe? Ah well. *shrugs*

I say, no harm, no foul. It's the internet..have fun. Real life is too serious as it is. :)

Undertoad 04-07-2004 12:04 PM

I'm 40. For the last 3 months I've been dating. And I've looked at a thousand online dating profiles. Here is what I've learned.

Women who primarily value their own "hotness" above all else become strangely pathetic by about age 36. Their age remains a consideration, and they start to fight it with desperation. They use too much eye makeup and too many stupid lines and their whole attitude no longer suits them. They dye their hair all one color and lose any subtleties. Maybe this kind of thing works in dark, noisy bars, but in the harsh light of reality they fall apart quickly. All their life they've had one thing to offer and it didn't really mean all that much in the long run.

The "hot" women at that age are the ones who are comfy in their own skin. Their looks or sexuality are lightly applied as a part of the whole package. The eyes are most beautiful when the lights are on and somebody's home, you know?

You don't have to answer to us - answer to yourself, dearie, what are you going to be in 10 years? 20 years? Is it going to be a pretty picture?


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