sniglets
 

why not? just don;t cheat and look them up online. originals prefered, out of memory is ok......

if you;re too young to remember, or if this didnt make it across the oceans:

SNIGLET (snig' lit) n. Any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should.
-by Rich Hall & Friends

the place that one sock from each load of laundry goes is called the hosezone.

the yellow orange debris and grease that is left on your fingers after eating cheetos is called cheetle.

those were from rich hall's first book.

here's one my uncle came up with in the 50's.....he had no idea it was a sniglet at the time, and if he had been paying attention, he could have gotten on saturdaynightlive, too. too bad, Biff. Hindsight is 20/20.


Flarm: the wobbly mass of jiggling arm fat common amongst cafeteria ladies everywhere. Extreme cases are bordered by an elbow dimple.

Uncle Biff?:haha:

Here's an original (I think) from one of my friends.

Sitting on the can after a big meal, all happy, then you look to your right, and...

WIPESHOCK

Jujyvision: Trying to determine the color and flavor of Jujy Fruits by holding them up in the movie theater during a daylight scene. (The purpose of this is to be able to avoid/discard the black ones ... which some of you are probably too young to remember, since Jujy Fruits are now just fruitflavored. They took the licorice ones out, perhaps in response to the cries of movie theater owners who were tired of scraping up the piles of black jujy fruits that would gather at the bottom of the theater near the screen.)

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Fucking racists!!!

what about an alternate definition for camel toe?
nipplitis?

extra points for sexual sniglets.

Rectcelleration: the 0-60 time it takes your wife to shoot forward when threatened with imminent accidental "wrong door interaction"

Your creativity amazes me-
::http://www.cs.brandeis.edu/~aeg/wash-post.html

She didn't claim *she* made those up, did she?

Re: sniglets
 

No, but...

You are quite welcome. Just following the suggested rules.
"Twit for Twat" The state of balance achieved when you realize your fucking a moron.;)